My life to stereotype

You woke up this morning and everything is going fine. Then BAM you hit those doors that your mother dropped you off at, at that place that seems to have angry firey eyes that stare you down till you go through its mouth that pours out flames that engluf you. You know there is NO way back...

This is...
My life to Stereotype... (wonder what this one is gonna be about??? haha)

I sit at our usual lunch table, pull out my sandwich with my French Onion Sun Chips and put the crunchy goodness on my sandwich. I bite down and a piece of turkey falls out. I look around at the faces that I see everyday, yet it is only just today that I really see what is going on in our lunch room. Our school more like it, only ofcourse I am only seeing not even half of it.

At table 1 are the juniors at the end closest to the math classrooms are the juniors who think they are all that, and the other end are the wannabe fashionista's/ Gossip girls. Then we move down, or up the way I sit at my table.
Next we have a table filled mostly with sophomores, only 1-2 juniors and seniors, they are all the "popular" jocks. Then we move again to the next table, all the christian kids with their Catalyst shirts for their youth group (i remember when Cora and I waited outside of that on a wednesday to wait for some friends all the adults were all omgsh how did you like it? You are new but I know you. We lied... we figure we are on a straight road to hell... but atleast it's with her HAHA!)
Then we go down one more and its the Skater boii's/pot heads who listen to their hard rock emo screamy music and act like they just don't care.
Moving behind them is the freshman girls who I will call the "Plastics". In other words the girls who think that they are sooooooooo cool by doing their hair in bumps and hold their cell phones up to their ears but there is no one on the other line and they talk to their friends who are right next to them. (Thing 1 and Thing 2 belong to this group .... -_-...)
Moving on to the table behind them are the soon-to-be (freshmen) skater boii's/ future pot heads, who also think they are head of their class and that they are god's gift to PHS, they love to create chaos in Study halls and to anyone that may be "different" (God help us...).
After that we have the table of nerds, no not the ones with bow ties and birth control glasses. We are talking about the ones that play WOW and NOTHING else. Their lives revolve around MAGIC (a weird ass card game lol) and who are CRAZY obbessed with like swords and how to kill someone using only a pop can.
Next to them are the Natives, and living on the reservation there are quite a few so expect to see that table quite full.
After them we have the nerdy loner athletic kids, then the table of the girls who ONLY sit with their BEST friends. After that is the lonely girl that ususally sits with her friends but yet they rarely are there. Then before that is the social rejects, where they are sooo kinda creepy and crazy that they only have a few friends.
Then it is the social and mentally impaired where they are on the verge of going psycho ass on your butt, then the teachers table, then the freshman jock table.

And lastly your's truely :D
Our table is right infront of the big wall of windows in the commons (cafeteria). Overlooking everyone else's and seeing all. We are the mortar between the bricks, the link that keeps our school held together. We are the peace in the wars of other cliques, like the angels of heaven that hold the peace together between everyone. We try not to put ourselves up on a pedestal we say this for a reason. We know atleast 3 or more people in EACH social group in our school, pretty sure that we are the group that keeps everything in balance. We put the Ying in Yang, the ace in peace. Yet we only have our friends and we try to just live life.

After all, this is my life to welcome... ;]

xoxo
Steaks & Barbeque sauce ;]

My life to DANCE FOR!!!

So what you don't know is that everytime I write a new blog for the week or weeks, I always have my pandora playing and here is my playlist that I have taken a liking to for the past couple weeks while writing My life to Welcome :]]]!!

MY LIFE TO WELCOME (PLAYLIST #1)
1.)It's my life - Bon Jovi
2.) Building a Mystery - Sara McLauchlan
3.) Shut up and Let me go- The Tings Tings
4.) Two Birds - Regina Spektor
5.) Walking with the Ghost - Tegan and Sara
6.) Monday, Monday, Monday - Tegan and Sara
7.) Hard - Rihanna
8.) Fidelity - Regina Spektor
9.) Where does the Good Go - Tegan and Sara
10.) Not my name - The Ting Tings
11.) Prisoner - Jeffree Star
12.) Thank God I'm Pretty - Emilie Autumn

So go ahead and check out some of the songs!!! My mixxxxxx of my favorite songs while writing My life to Welcome :]] ENJOY!!!

Buttercups & Peanut Butter ^-^

My life to... Twitter??

Hey I set up a Twitter!
Follow me and my interesting... or not... Life @ www.twitter.com/Mylifetowelcome

Asian love & Fortune Cookies

My life to heartbreak

Today is one of those days where you get up and don't want to do anything, so you don't and you sit in your p.j's all day long and then you sniff around and think the garbarge needs to go out, then you realize that it's really you. But you feel a little better that this weekend is a three day weekend so you had an extra day to do that :].

This is...
My Life to Heartbreak.

So this last weekend happened to be Valentine's day. Oh joy of my holy non-existent life. However, Cora and I gratefully made plans on Single awarness day. We decided that we (her and I) were going to have a scary movie part-eh at her house. Where we stay up to the wee hours of the morning trying not to piss our selves from screaming at her cat making some creepy ass noises. That week we decided to invite a good friend of mine Tawnya.

Day before S.A.D *single awarness day* (Saturday Feb 13)

I got off work. Was closing pizza at the Cove and I had gotten text's from Cora, who happened to be at the "Zone" a place made by this Christian Church where kids (like from the middle school, I remember going when I was 8th grade and freshman... got old because of... well you'll find out soon if you haven't already.) go for a safe place instead of drinking or doing drugs, who happened to be there because her boyfriend was gonna take her but she didn't want to so he didn't take her yet she went anyways... if that makes sense??? Well it does to me...
However, Tawnya was there with this other girl who Cora and I don't like very much, yeah joy...not. We are all excited about how she was gonna come over for our anti-Valentine day Scary movie part-eh.
So everything is going all good and fine and stuff until Tawnya was going to go and take this other girl to go see her mother that night really quick to go and talk to her about something. So Cora wait... and we wait... and we wait... wait... wait... wait.. wait.
Finally!!!!!
After 50,000 text messages and phone calls she replies and tells us that she won't make it back to the "Zone" because she blew out a tire. Oh... great...

Day of S.A.D (Sunday aka Valentine's Day)

So I get all my shitake mushrooms done around the house and pack up all the scary movies I have ranging from things with blood and guts and gore, to the psychological thrillers that always have those moments where you know something is gonna pop up and it does and you STILL scream! yeah some of those too.
I'm all ready... *DING DONG* (that's the alert sound I put for my text messages)
Its from Cora:
So yeah Tawnya is ditching on us. Apparently she is grounded for blowing out the tire last night. However Alexis says Tawnya is going to go see her. WTF?
Me:
WTF? She does this ALL the time I'm soooo sick of it... Fine we will just have funner with just us...
Me ---> Tawnya:
WTF? Why are you ditching on us?
Tawnya:

Yep, that's what I got. NOTHING. No respond from her "sorry" butt. Nothing saying "Oh sorry, I'm grounded, maybe next time."
NO!
I NEVER do!
She does this all the time with me and I was SICK OF IT ALL!

However the rest of the night went well. Cora and I decided to start off the Scary Movie Part-eh with a not scary movie but one about naked women and backstabbing biotches! (mhm... Showgirls)
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After a couple of days I'm pissed at Tawnya for ditching us and not doing ANYTHING to say sorry of ANY shape. I also get a disgusting glare from her "new best friend" Larissa... gah that girl needs some serious help sometimes... Anyhoo... I didn't do nothing to Larissa so I don't know what her problem was when she glared at me.

That same day at lunch however, Rachelle told me that Tawnya had blown out her tire on the way to Pablo on Saturday...

I WAS FURIOUS!!!!!!!

So not only did she ditch us on our Anti-Valentine's Day Scary Movie Part-eh for her ex Girlfriend Alexis (which I still don't even know if she saw her or not), but she WASN'T going to Safeway for her other friend to see her mother really quickly... WTF IS GOING ON HERE???!!!

My asain friend Kathy is gone now in another country for personal reasons, My EX friend Tawnya is totally lying to me, Cora and I got in a little tift on the night of the big C-Falls vs. Polson Basketball game. AND I just relized that I have to have 5 bibilographies for my Term Paper for U.S history on Gay Marriage and a rough outline...

My Life to Welcome...
Heartbreak...

Did I mention that Valetine's Day SUCKS when you have NO one to spend it with... Yeah... gahh!!!

Bleeding hearts & Chocolate

My life to dramatize

Today is one of those days where your alarm clock woke you up too early (or so it seemed) and you pressed the snooze button. About twenty minutes later you realize you have to get up and ready for school and your mother hasn't waken you up because she is sick and sleeping because she is taking the day off work. So you hurridly do all your morning stuff feeling like crap and then end up going to school where you just want to punch everybody...

This is...
My life to dramatize.

So this morning couldn't have gone any worse... I woke up late, I was running a little behind schedule, of course I forgot my mother decided to stay at home because of this horrible cough she had developed, I just hope its not bronchtis like what I had this time last year. After I get ready and I'm at school ofcourse I walk in to see none other than the other ONLY gay kid in our school sitting where I sit... Of course most people are like "Omg he is soooo fun and cool"... Two others of my friends and I just think he gets kind of annoying, in that way where he talks alot and acts like he's your best friend.... yeah not really kid.
And ofcourse Cora had texted me earlier and told me that she had food poisioning from China Gate food, no surprise there, and wouldn't be making it in... Great... Just when I needed her and her comfy bussoms...
So I sit, waiting for Kathy drinking my warm Chai tea, trying to ignore Miss thang across the table blabbing his mouth about anything and everything... ugh welcome to my life... or my life to welcome...
Anyways after the whole morning thing before 1st period started it was soon washed away by the 1st laugh of today in 1st period,when kathy and I should've been working on doing an essay for U.S History and instead we ended up just being hormonal teenage kids... no biggy.

Later, after Kathy and I got done eating lunch that's when we saw them... The things that make dogs commit suicide, the things that make babies cry, the things old people have a crush on. We shall call them Thing 1 and Thing 2. For some reason they always seem to look the same EVERDAY, they come dressed to school like little girls trying to be grown plastic women who love all the attention on THEM.... They are hideous things and even worse with the make up on!
Here is our exchange in words...
Me: "Hey could you guys please be quiet, we don't want to get kicked out of the hallway."
Thing 1 & 2:... *rejection* *non sense blabbering really loudly*
Me: *finally fed up with their loud jabber* "Will you just SHUT up!"
Thing 1: "Did you just tell me to shut up?"
Me: "Yeah..."
Thing 2: "You look a little stupid from here."
Me: "Well you look like a little whore from here..."
They shut up after that...

So the other day I was watching "Keeping up with the Kardashians" and I sat here intrigued to hear about Klohe's and Kim's and Kourtney's Mayo Facial for your vajayjay as the call it.... anyways... I was sitting here in my chair, surfing the net and checking my sites, and I was thinking... Why do we watch other peoples drama when we have sooo much of it in our own lives. I mean I know that I for one have a TON of drama in my life.. but that comes with going to school at PHS and all of the mysteries that seem to hide inside it.
So why is it that most of America, most of the world if not, is sooo facinated with other peoples drama like the Kardashians? You know I have NO clue but if you do email me @ mylifetowelcome@live.com and tell me your opinion on it!

Well till next time

Razor blades & Cupcakes

My Life To Welcome

Today is one of those days where you didn't want to set your alarm but sadly you have to work at 11 so you decide to set it for 7:30, just because you know you take a while to get ready... but then you get done faster than you thought and have nothing else to do... so you start a blog because you watched that show "My Life as Liz" on MTV.

This is...
My Life to Welcome.

I am Jerry, I live in a tiny town where you can walk 2 steps and you are already on the other side of town... okay more like a certain amount of blocks before but still it's small. I am a gay teen living in a small town where the only friends I have are known as "Freaks", and man do I love them :D.
Like any small town there are only about 3 things you can do:
1. Go reek havoc at Wal-Mart
2. Go to any sports events, mostly for the pep band, or because you in it.
3. Go to the Sports page (a local bowling alley bar and grill type thing)
Oh I forgot one more thing...
4. Or work...
And since #3 is crossed off everyone's list, except maybe for thosse really unusually slutty freshman and 8th graders that still think it's cool to stay out till 11, and I'm limited to going to #1 and #2 because of lovely #4.
I do work. I work at this cute little Pizza/ Sandwich, now with a Mexican thing added on, Pirate themed restaurant. No, no, no I do not have to work in a pirate costume or anything, but since my little town's mascot is the Pirates most of the town likes to have something to do with that. Gotta love small towns where all the businesses are centered around the High School.
That brings me to my High School. We call it PHS, and I will for the sake of every time I blog.
Now there are some mysteries behind PHS, like one where people say they built a pool underneath the gym but never finished it and so now it's locked away in some unknown place underneath the school. Also it seems that we have a couple of "spirits" at our school. I like to call them Suzy and Gerald, don't worry they are quite friendly. But the most mysterious, maybe even scariest is the fact that our walls seem to whisper to people, causing chaos with drama and a bunch of rumors... Welcome to the small town I live in.

Nothing sucks worse at school since a majority of the people jocks (athletes) or pot heads... or both... And of course when your mother is a Juvenile Probation Officer like mine... well you get lots of people asking you if your mom is _________. Might as well get a shirt that says YES! MY MOM IS A PROBATION OFFICER! And on the back it would say... AND YES YOU'VE PROBABLY HAD HER!

So anyways, to get back to my ho-dunk little life I am in namely 2 groups. One is FCCLA, if you don't know what it is go to http://www.fcclainc.org/ and find out! It's a leadership thing and now that I am a DISTRICT PRESIDENT. I will be going to state in Billings to become a State Officer! I'm qutie excited for that, since it seems that I'm the only male on there... I'm sure I'll make LOTS of friends... lets hope...

I am also a part of reACT: Agaisnt Corporate Tobacco, no not agains smokers or users of tobacco products, just the people who are TARGETING TEENS TO USE THEIR PRODCUTS. Anyhoo for more information please visit http://www.reactmt.com/ . It holds LOTS of fun stuff :D.

So with being in groups and busy with my relatively hard classes and work... I rarely have time to hang with my friends OUTSIDE of school... suckish I know. But I do LOVE MY CRAZY WILD HAWT AMAZING FRIENDS! They keep me going in life and it's easy to see why once I get talking about it in later Blogs/Vlogs...

So that's it for now, want to know anything more just email me @ mylifetowelcome@live.com and shoot those questions!

Till next week!

Love & Spaceships