Monday, February 8, 2010

My life to dramatize

Today is one of those days where your alarm clock woke you up too early (or so it seemed) and you pressed the snooze button. About twenty minutes later you realize you have to get up and ready for school and your mother hasn't waken you up because she is sick and sleeping because she is taking the day off work. So you hurridly do all your morning stuff feeling like crap and then end up going to school where you just want to punch everybody...

This is...
My life to dramatize.

So this morning couldn't have gone any worse... I woke up late, I was running a little behind schedule, of course I forgot my mother decided to stay at home because of this horrible cough she had developed, I just hope its not bronchtis like what I had this time last year. After I get ready and I'm at school ofcourse I walk in to see none other than the other ONLY gay kid in our school sitting where I sit... Of course most people are like "Omg he is soooo fun and cool"... Two others of my friends and I just think he gets kind of annoying, in that way where he talks alot and acts like he's your best friend.... yeah not really kid.
And ofcourse Cora had texted me earlier and told me that she had food poisioning from China Gate food, no surprise there, and wouldn't be making it in... Great... Just when I needed her and her comfy bussoms...
So I sit, waiting for Kathy drinking my warm Chai tea, trying to ignore Miss thang across the table blabbing his mouth about anything and everything... ugh welcome to my life... or my life to welcome...
Anyways after the whole morning thing before 1st period started it was soon washed away by the 1st laugh of today in 1st period,when kathy and I should've been working on doing an essay for U.S History and instead we ended up just being hormonal teenage kids... no biggy.

Later, after Kathy and I got done eating lunch that's when we saw them... The things that make dogs commit suicide, the things that make babies cry, the things old people have a crush on. We shall call them Thing 1 and Thing 2. For some reason they always seem to look the same EVERDAY, they come dressed to school like little girls trying to be grown plastic women who love all the attention on THEM.... They are hideous things and even worse with the make up on!
Here is our exchange in words...
Me: "Hey could you guys please be quiet, we don't want to get kicked out of the hallway."
Thing 1 & 2:... *rejection* *non sense blabbering really loudly*
Me: *finally fed up with their loud jabber* "Will you just SHUT up!"
Thing 1: "Did you just tell me to shut up?"
Me: "Yeah..."
Thing 2: "You look a little stupid from here."
Me: "Well you look like a little whore from here..."
They shut up after that...

So the other day I was watching "Keeping up with the Kardashians" and I sat here intrigued to hear about Klohe's and Kim's and Kourtney's Mayo Facial for your vajayjay as the call it.... anyways... I was sitting here in my chair, surfing the net and checking my sites, and I was thinking... Why do we watch other peoples drama when we have sooo much of it in our own lives. I mean I know that I for one have a TON of drama in my life.. but that comes with going to school at PHS and all of the mysteries that seem to hide inside it.
So why is it that most of America, most of the world if not, is sooo facinated with other peoples drama like the Kardashians? You know I have NO clue but if you do email me @ mylifetowelcome@live.com and tell me your opinion on it!

Well till next time

Razor blades & Cupcakes

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