Sunday, November 20, 2011
I was born bad
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Lana Del Rey, my new favorite indie pop singer! The past month I stumbled upon her beautiful song 'Blue Jeans' and fell in love ever since. If you enjoy some old hollywood glam with some chic danger you'll fall in love with this talented beauty. There is just something about that voice and that face I can't get enough of... and I'm gay... So sit back, relax and feel the danger of her music move through you!
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Friday, November 18, 2011
Nov 15, 2011: Dear Montana, get your head out of your ass!
Hey there readers and family and friends! Sorry I haven't updated my blog for a while! It's just the fact that I haven't really had anything to write about. Or maybe it was the fact that I had so much to write about, I just didn't know how to write it! Anyways, I'm back now after a break of ups and downs and ready to write about something that I want to see changed in the world.
Recently Montana has been on my good list. This last week Missoula just elected their first openly gay City Council member, Caitlin Copple! I'm so happy to see that finally we have an openly gay person in some place of charge to help this state. I can say I'm 100% so happy she has gotten the position and she will do amazing!
With this I stumbled on an article on my facebook from the American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU),about how the ACLU has appealed a domestic partnership case here in Montana. The case, Donaldson and Guggenheim v. State of Montana was dismissed to the Montana Supreme Court. The article states: “The Montana Constitution guarantees that all people, including gay and lesbian couples, should be treated equally and fairly.” Hopefully in the Montana Supreme Court this will hold up, but being in Montana, we can never be too sure with some really close-minded Republicans.
The great thing about this whole article in my opinion, was the quote from Jan Donaldson who stated, “Mary Anne and I have appreciated the support we've received from fellow Montanans who understand that all families need to be able to take care of each other. We just want the dignity of our committed partnership recognized as worth of those legal protections.”
This quote really got to me, because I do know that one day, whenever I'm with my life partner I I will want to show it like straight couples, also I want the same damn legal protections that straight couples get. Such as seeing my partner in the hospital if he is hurt or vice versa. I want to have the benefits of marriage as all other couples.
The article also goes on to talk about how there are 2,295 Montana same-sex households, as released by the U.S Census. It also goes on about how without the protection of a domestic partnership, the plaintiffs faced discrimination when Guggenheim had a hip replacement, and the doctor's office staff would not release any information to Donaldson with out a release.
“Kellie Gibson of Laurel was denied bereavement leave when her partner Denise's father died. Mary Leslie of Bozeman lost her home because she was ineligible for worker's compensation death benefits when her partner was killed in an accident.”
I know when I find the person I love and want to spend the rest of my life with, I want to make sure that I can visit them in the hospital or to get some help if they happened to die in an accident or what not. This is why Montana needs to get out of it's strict Republican views and open it's eyes to see that the world is changing! Being openly gay is becoming more acceptable in this day-and-age. Let's start to change with it!
Missoula is the only city in Montana that has an anti-discrimination law that protects people from discrimination of sexual orientation and gender identity.
With this, we need to get more of this type of stuff for the LGBTQI community of Montana! Let us not be afraid to stand for what is right and fair!
Recently Montana has been on my good list. This last week Missoula just elected their first openly gay City Council member, Caitlin Copple! I'm so happy to see that finally we have an openly gay person in some place of charge to help this state. I can say I'm 100% so happy she has gotten the position and she will do amazing!
With this I stumbled on an article on my facebook from the American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU),about how the ACLU has appealed a domestic partnership case here in Montana. The case, Donaldson and Guggenheim v. State of Montana was dismissed to the Montana Supreme Court. The article states: “The Montana Constitution guarantees that all people, including gay and lesbian couples, should be treated equally and fairly.” Hopefully in the Montana Supreme Court this will hold up, but being in Montana, we can never be too sure with some really close-minded Republicans.
The great thing about this whole article in my opinion, was the quote from Jan Donaldson who stated, “Mary Anne and I have appreciated the support we've received from fellow Montanans who understand that all families need to be able to take care of each other. We just want the dignity of our committed partnership recognized as worth of those legal protections.”
This quote really got to me, because I do know that one day, whenever I'm with my life partner I I will want to show it like straight couples, also I want the same damn legal protections that straight couples get. Such as seeing my partner in the hospital if he is hurt or vice versa. I want to have the benefits of marriage as all other couples.
The article also goes on to talk about how there are 2,295 Montana same-sex households, as released by the U.S Census. It also goes on about how without the protection of a domestic partnership, the plaintiffs faced discrimination when Guggenheim had a hip replacement, and the doctor's office staff would not release any information to Donaldson with out a release.
“Kellie Gibson of Laurel was denied bereavement leave when her partner Denise's father died. Mary Leslie of Bozeman lost her home because she was ineligible for worker's compensation death benefits when her partner was killed in an accident.”
I know when I find the person I love and want to spend the rest of my life with, I want to make sure that I can visit them in the hospital or to get some help if they happened to die in an accident or what not. This is why Montana needs to get out of it's strict Republican views and open it's eyes to see that the world is changing! Being openly gay is becoming more acceptable in this day-and-age. Let's start to change with it!
Missoula is the only city in Montana that has an anti-discrimination law that protects people from discrimination of sexual orientation and gender identity.
With this, we need to get more of this type of stuff for the LGBTQI community of Montana! Let us not be afraid to stand for what is right and fair!
Tuesday, November 15, 2011
Best Music Video of all time!!!
So I've been meaning to post this for a while but never got around to it, but OMG I can't stop watching Katy Perry's new music video for my favorite song off her new ablum "The One That Got Away." So sit back, grab some tissues and be prepared to be astounded!
Friday, November 4, 2011
Nov 3, 2011: 5 easy steps to becoming a Porn Star!
So for the past couple of weeks I have decided that I will become a porn star! Yes! I will star in the hottest gay porn one could ever see! However, I have an exception: It has to be classy! (Don't judge. Porn can be classy... I think...) Anyhoo. With this I decided to go with a couple of friends and research what it takes to be in porn and to make it in the porn industry. Thanks to Google and the many adult video stores here I got a glimpse of what my future is to be like when I join this multi-billion dollar industry. So here are the steps I have created to for you to get you on your way to doing porn!
Step One: Work Out. Something that I need to get started doing again. By my intense “research” into joining the field of porn, I've noticed many of the actors are in really good shape. I mean it could be the fact that they are having sex for long periods, if not multiple times, that they are like burning a whole bunch of calories! Which is another great reason why one should consider doing porn! I mean who doesn't want that I-just-had-sex-for-like-ten-hours after glow? But seriously, you are going to want to get into good enough shape that people find you attractive, unless they have that weird “crushing” fetish like I saw on Tyra that one time... weird.
Step Two: Be Open. Well you are joining porn so I would hope you would be open anyways, but after looking at different categories at the Adult Fantasy Video store here in town it's crazy how many things that us humans are into. For example: Abasiophilia, a fetish involving a person being attracted to and sexually aroused by an object. So don't be completely surprised when you get a job where your partner is a rocking chair. They are sexual too! Well... not really but you'll have to make it sexual! You are a modern day actor and if a rocking chair needs to be sexed up, you f*cking sex it up!
Step Three: Have a hot porn name. Think Jenna Jameson. I mean how hot is that name? It's freeking sexual! You need to get something that is going to get arousal when people whisper it while they buy or illegally download your video! Something like Steve the Sausage Man, doesn't quite have the same appeal as Cherry Darling (yes I stole that name from Robert Rodriquez's Planet Terror, but that's because it's hot!) Also depending on your name, you could easily get into a specific category of porn! Here is a 'formula' to get your own porn star name! What you do I take the name of your childhood pet along with the name of the street you grew up on. Mine would be, Chewy 5th Street S. I mean how sexy is that name? Obviously, by look at my name, you can tell that I'm going to be in some kinky stuff with the downstairs area! Oral is where it is at!
Step Four: Brush up on your acting skills. I mean the whole part of porn is to just have sex on camera, but there may be some acting involved. The last thing you want to be seen as is a terrible! I mean come on, it's not like this is porn! Well.. yeah it is, but think of it as an art form! Sure your diolouge is going to be mostly filled with (moans dramatically) and (groaning as he thrusts into her). So take the only speaking lines you will have and act the sh*t out of them! You want to be good and believable for when you are in that fantasy video about being a young student getting done by her/his unrealistically hot teacher! What am I saying? There is nothing believable about porn!
Step Five: Choose what kind of porn you want to do! Like I said above in Step Three, your name might choose where you go. However, it is up to you on what you are into... sometimes! There are so many categories of porn for one to choose from. Fetishes to fantasy porn, to so many other things! Maybe you are a horror fan! You might like horror porn parodies such as “Texas A*shole Massacre” or “Friday the 13th a nude beginning.” Whatever you choose, expect to stay in it, because that's really the only way you will get famous.
Lastly, be exciting! No one likes a lame lay! You are here to entertain people, in more ways than one. Come into work with a smile on your face and get ready to have some great sex! (Hopefully) But I mean you are getting money for having sex and doing it legally, what's better than getting some and getting paid for it? I think nothing! So unless you are in some fetish porn to do with depressed people, moan and groan the crap out of that camera and make some money!
So there is my list of five easy first steps to becoming a porn star! I hope you take all of these things into consideration and make lots of money by having sex! And if someone calls you a slut or a whore, just tell them how much you are making compared to them and BAM! You'll probably see them in your next video! Just remember! Always stay protected!!
Step One: Work Out. Something that I need to get started doing again. By my intense “research” into joining the field of porn, I've noticed many of the actors are in really good shape. I mean it could be the fact that they are having sex for long periods, if not multiple times, that they are like burning a whole bunch of calories! Which is another great reason why one should consider doing porn! I mean who doesn't want that I-just-had-sex-for-like-ten-hours after glow? But seriously, you are going to want to get into good enough shape that people find you attractive, unless they have that weird “crushing” fetish like I saw on Tyra that one time... weird.
Step Two: Be Open. Well you are joining porn so I would hope you would be open anyways, but after looking at different categories at the Adult Fantasy Video store here in town it's crazy how many things that us humans are into. For example: Abasiophilia, a fetish involving a person being attracted to and sexually aroused by an object. So don't be completely surprised when you get a job where your partner is a rocking chair. They are sexual too! Well... not really but you'll have to make it sexual! You are a modern day actor and if a rocking chair needs to be sexed up, you f*cking sex it up!
Step Three: Have a hot porn name. Think Jenna Jameson. I mean how hot is that name? It's freeking sexual! You need to get something that is going to get arousal when people whisper it while they buy or illegally download your video! Something like Steve the Sausage Man, doesn't quite have the same appeal as Cherry Darling (yes I stole that name from Robert Rodriquez's Planet Terror, but that's because it's hot!) Also depending on your name, you could easily get into a specific category of porn! Here is a 'formula' to get your own porn star name! What you do I take the name of your childhood pet along with the name of the street you grew up on. Mine would be, Chewy 5th Street S. I mean how sexy is that name? Obviously, by look at my name, you can tell that I'm going to be in some kinky stuff with the downstairs area! Oral is where it is at!
Step Four: Brush up on your acting skills. I mean the whole part of porn is to just have sex on camera, but there may be some acting involved. The last thing you want to be seen as is a terrible! I mean come on, it's not like this is porn! Well.. yeah it is, but think of it as an art form! Sure your diolouge is going to be mostly filled with (moans dramatically) and (groaning as he thrusts into her). So take the only speaking lines you will have and act the sh*t out of them! You want to be good and believable for when you are in that fantasy video about being a young student getting done by her/his unrealistically hot teacher! What am I saying? There is nothing believable about porn!
Step Five: Choose what kind of porn you want to do! Like I said above in Step Three, your name might choose where you go. However, it is up to you on what you are into... sometimes! There are so many categories of porn for one to choose from. Fetishes to fantasy porn, to so many other things! Maybe you are a horror fan! You might like horror porn parodies such as “Texas A*shole Massacre” or “Friday the 13th a nude beginning.” Whatever you choose, expect to stay in it, because that's really the only way you will get famous.
Lastly, be exciting! No one likes a lame lay! You are here to entertain people, in more ways than one. Come into work with a smile on your face and get ready to have some great sex! (Hopefully) But I mean you are getting money for having sex and doing it legally, what's better than getting some and getting paid for it? I think nothing! So unless you are in some fetish porn to do with depressed people, moan and groan the crap out of that camera and make some money!
So there is my list of five easy first steps to becoming a porn star! I hope you take all of these things into consideration and make lots of money by having sex! And if someone calls you a slut or a whore, just tell them how much you are making compared to them and BAM! You'll probably see them in your next video! Just remember! Always stay protected!!
Thursday, November 3, 2011
Nov 1, 2011: Bohemian Like You
Today I took a mental health day, which consisted of me sleeping till about three pm and then getting up and eating. I could say it was a pretty good day, it was easy and nothing much happened. Except if I said that I would be lying. Let me tell you somethings about taking a mental health day:
I woke up with this amazing feeling of feeling refreshed and new (but also terribly groggy), and I knew what I had to do with certain things in my life. It was as if something knew today was the day that things were to be figured out. Which brought me back to a night out by the river with friends. I sat out by the river, away from everyone, the smell of alcohol and cigarettes lingered with the wind and I looked up to the stars. I caught myself doing something I rarely ever do.
That was when I sat myself down and reevaluated all these situations and I knew what I had to do.
It's a funny thing, how one moment you are praying to the stars, your life feeling like sh*t, and not knowing if you could ever feel happy again. Then the next thing you know you feel like you have all of the answers.
So the next time your weekend was too crazy, or you had a day/week from hell and you need to get away, don't feel bad for calling in sick or sleeping through your classes. Take sometime for you, because things will soon look up.
- You have taken this day to completely relax. By doing so, you should probably stay in and watch British TV while drinking chai, sleeping, or writing a blog post. When I say it 's a day to completely relax I mean it! Don't get up and shower (unless you really have to), don't socialize with friends, don't go on facebook and chat (stalking people is okay but don't update status' and sh*t), don't do anything that would make you stress or regret getting out of bed.
- When relaxing for yourself, you have so much free time (another reason why you took the day off) to think! DO IT! Don't be afraid to just take the day to think about current situations in your life that need to reevaluated. I can assure you, after you rethink about a problem or area of stress in your life and you go out the next day, you will be feeling better about the situation. Plus you'll have a fresh feeling of life.
- Try to take a bath. The brilliant minded poet, Sylvia Plath once said, “There must be quite a few things that a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them.” Do it! (And I will be jealous since I can't here in the dorms :[)
- Eat whatever the f*ck you want! Like honestly, it's your one day to not give a single f*ck from the world. So feel free to eat that candy you just collected this Monday from Halloween, or eat the remaining pieces of chocolate that you didn't hand out on Monday.
I woke up with this amazing feeling of feeling refreshed and new (but also terribly groggy), and I knew what I had to do with certain things in my life. It was as if something knew today was the day that things were to be figured out. Which brought me back to a night out by the river with friends. I sat out by the river, away from everyone, the smell of alcohol and cigarettes lingered with the wind and I looked up to the stars. I caught myself doing something I rarely ever do.
I prayed.
I prayed that someone or something just give me a sign of what to do. What was I going to do with all of this that had just been kind of dumped on me? I knew I wasn't going to ever get a sign back, since I rarely caught on to any of them before. Yet, today I woke up and I knew that my life was finally giving me signs that I could see. Someone or something answered me and they guided me to where my answers lie.That was when I sat myself down and reevaluated all these situations and I knew what I had to do.
It's a funny thing, how one moment you are praying to the stars, your life feeling like sh*t, and not knowing if you could ever feel happy again. Then the next thing you know you feel like you have all of the answers.
So the next time your weekend was too crazy, or you had a day/week from hell and you need to get away, don't feel bad for calling in sick or sleeping through your classes. Take sometime for you, because things will soon look up.
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