The Art of Disappearing

Ladies and Gentlemen! Boys and Girls! Come see the greatest show on earth! The wonderfully socially awkward gay hipster kid, Jerry, will do a very famous disappearing act that no one will believe!

After his many attempts, it seems that he has perfected the art of disappearing, only to be seen when those around him need an opinion. It is time for him to show the entire public what he can do and now it is time.

This Saturday at noon in front of Elrod Hall, Jerry will disappear in front of everyone's eyes to never be seen again. No harm will be done to Jerry or those around him... well maybe some of those around him, while the others will never remember.

Jerry told us that it his time because of some personal issues. "I have lived out my time here in Missoula, and I have been through the good and the bad," says Jerry. "It is time for me to do my famous act of disappearing and start new."

We asked Jerry how long he has known of his gift to disappear, "I just really realized it in these last couple of months. I would be at a friends or a party and then poof I'd be gone. I'd look around and no one would see me or hear me. At first I thought that they were all being pricks, but then I realized that I have vanished."

"It's not their fault, I mean, they could've looked for me, but they didn't. I respect that," says Jerry. "I just wish they would've tried harder, though."

There you have it folks. The end is near, and it is for you all to see, or not see.

"I just want to say goodbye Missoula, and you have been good to me but it's just time that this disappearing act disappears into a new world."