August 9, 2011: 35 reasons why I'm unmotivated.

For the past two days, I have done nothing. I've woken up at around two in the afternoon to find myself, completely unmotivated. Actually, now that I think about it, I've been like this the past... well whenever my friend Cora left. I don't know why either... there is just something about having someone practically making you do things that just makes you motivated to actually do things.

I have a few reasons why I'm so unmotivated, all of which some people (like my mother, grandmother and the rest of the women in my family) will find completely illegitimate. However I find all the reasons perfectly logical.

1. Sometime during the night aliens took me up into their spaceship and did special tests on me to gain more knowledge about humans. However, while in the process of doing their tests on me, they struck a nerve somewhere in my brain that made me not want to do anything at all.
2. Sometime during the night, my body was invaded by tiny microscopic men that took control of my brain and is making me not want to do anything at all.
3. Instead of men it was little tiny microscopic women...
4. My brain is fried from all the hairspray I've used throughout my life and now it's finally taking it's toll.
5. I blame tumblr.
6. I blame friends on tumblr.
7. Late night texting to friends on tumblr.
8. Late night texting to friends.
9. I'm secretly stuck in a government testing site where they are using weird sleeping methods on me so I don't want to do anything at all.
10. I'm possessed.
11. I've finally gone crazy.
12. Love has finally got me down... (one of the more logical ones actually)
13. A vampire has come into my room at night to feed off me and then I'm drained all day... (oh puns.)
14. Mind control.
15. I have no life.
16. I have no life with friends who all have a job.
17. I don't have a job.
18. I'm just bored.
19. I'm broke.
20. I'm tired.
21. I'm bored, broke, and tired.
22. I blame the heat of the summer...
23. I eat too much?
24. I don't eat enough?
25. Someone has poisoned our water supply and I'm slowly dying.
26. Someone has poisoned our food and I'm slowly dying.
27. I have skin cancer and I'm slowly dying.
28. That Vampire that feeds off me is killing me a little each time he feeds and so I'm slowly dying.
29. I blame the economy... for making me not eat enough so that I'm slowly dying.
30. I'm dying... slowly....
So those are my reasons why I've been so unmotivated... maybe if I had a boyfriend or even someone living with me (that isn't my mother), I would be apt to doing much more with my time this summer, but with the internet and the hot hot days, I'm tired all the time and seem to just be unmotivated.

Well... let's hope it'll change soon!